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Here is Everything you Need to Know About the Fly Planted on Vice President Pence’s Head

And how neither Crooked Hillary nor Obamagate can get through it

Anthony Andranik Moumjian
2 min readOct 8, 2020
A fly on Vice President Mike Pence’s head.

Of course, by now news has broken about the secret agent fly planted on the Vice President’s head during debate day, October 7th, 2020.

It’s a clear attack to Mike Pence’s hairstyle — however, it’s a far better demonstration of the failure of the crooked Democrats to bring down such a righteous man.

During Pence’s elaboration on how pro-lifedness, a fly stumbled across his hair. For nearly ten minutes, this little fly didn’t move. Under normal fly behavior, it would have obviously flown away with instantaneous propulsion as it landed. Clearly, this was the workings of the other side of the aisle attempting to play dirty politics and perform mind-control.

There was no other motivation for that fly to be on camera today.

But a shock came to the world as Pence stayed true to his word — and true to his pro-life stance.

That fly’s life was never in danger. A news report I made up in my mind just two seconds ago also confirms that this fly was pregnant — all adding to the Vice President’s model character.

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Anthony Andranik Moumjian
Anthony Andranik Moumjian

Written by Anthony Andranik Moumjian

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