Kyle Dennis, the Security Guard, Lunch Break Genius, At-Home Guru, Stock Market Legend

How did he make his millions? Stay tuned to find how the story changes!

Who is Kyle Dennis? Some say he’s a security guard. Others say he’s an astronaut. Once in a while, he’s a manager at McDonald’s.

In his full-time, when he’s not operating his farm, or educating himself in kung-fu, or making love to his super hot girlfriend, he’s looking at the numbers. He’s a stock market guru, after all.

He’s figured it all out, and he’s a bajillionaire. He doesn’t care about his money anymore, that’s why he’s running a charity campaign of digital advertising strips on your Yahoo! homepage telling you how you can make millions.

He doesn’t even want his money. He’s at home raking in millions passively. He’s so successful that the numbers constantly change on the advertisements.

He can’t keep up with his own marketing campaigns. He hasn’t made up his mind which backdrop to use, or whether his money was made on his lunch break or at home. Wait a minute, was it $10 million or $2.8?