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The Things About Spongebob That Didn’t Make Sense
And how that ignorance made it the funniest show ever
Alright, this has to be said.
Most parents have come to know this guy.
Kids my age growing up and kids today know this guy.
In the United States, I’d like to think everybody knows this guy.
Listen, I think the cartoon is hilarious. It might be the most hilarious cartoon I have ever seen.
But how does a sponge wear pants with a tie live in a pineapple house at the bottom of the ocean. Who walks to a restaurant where he grills burgers for customers.
Where does the meat come from?
Why aren’t the buns and burger all soggy?
Where are they getting the bread?
Where did they get the wood for the construction of the Krusty Krab?
Where is the energy for the lights, fryer, etc coming from?
How is there a fryer, electricity, and other things all operating in the water?
There was an episode where Spongebob was blowing bubbles under the sea. How is he doing this?
In another episode, Spongebob and his best friend Patrick are drowning at the beach.
